Doggo Personalities Summed Up Flawlessly

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AmyBrown
May 12, 2020 11:00 AM EDT

We will never not love these doggo personality bios! 

And we've got some new ones for you! Instagram account, @dogpersonalities, creates new bios from user-submitted pics and they're all pretty darn fantastic! 

So if you have a fun picture of your pup, submit it to them for a possible feature! 

And now, onto the main event, doggo bios: 

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    Dog breed - Jared, 23. Has a wardrobe dedicated to protein supplements. Posts a gym selfie on Snapchat every day. Uses the '' emoji with all women. @dogpersonalities
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    Pug - Jermaine, 21. Uploads weekly mixtapes to SoundCloud. Lives with his mum who doesn't know he smokes weed. Preferred Stormzy's earlier stuff. @ logpersonalities
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    Dog - Scott, 20. Unemployed. Hasn't listened to anything except Oasis in 2 years. Went out last night and still on it. Has a 'Live Forever' tattoo @dogpersonalities
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    Mammal - Mary, 26. Vegan. She's already told you why. Attends peaceful protests against the skyrocketing increase in avocado prices. @dogpersonalities
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    Dog - Dorothy, 83. Completes 10 crosswords a day. Will force you to eat even if you aren't hungry. Won't stop waving when you leave until you're out of sight. @dogpersonalities
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    Dog breed - Geoff, 74. Just got a Facebook account to keep in touch with his grandchildren. Accidentally posted this photo 5 times with no caption. @dogpersonalities
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    Dog - Arthur, 54. Loves fox hunting, Brexit and the countryside. Hates immigrants, poor people and Jeremy Corbyn. Starts every conversation with 'I pay my taxes' @dogpersonalities
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    Canidae - Scott, 24. Lied on his CV to get the job. Makes cups of tea for the office every hour to distract his coworkers from his incompetence. @dogpersonalities
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    Dog - Brad, 32. Addicted to Tinder. Carries beard oil and a comb wherever he goes. Didn't get the memo about topknots going out of fashion. @dogpersonalities
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    Dog - Dave, 36. At his child's first sports day telling everyone how good he used to be at sports before he got fat. Nobody believes him.
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    Dog - Sharon, 38. Hasn't worked a day in her life. Hates her husband but loves his credit card. Polishes off a bottle of Merlot a day. @dogpersonalities
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    Text - Darren, 35 and alcoholic. Drinks a can of Monster every morning before his construction job. Yells at the screen when football is on TV. @dogpersonalities
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    Text - Simon, 35. Finally has kids of his own and now realises why his dad was always so pissed off when he was younger
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    Hair - Greg, 22. Dropped out of college after a month and went backpacking for 2 weeks. Now posts inspirational quotes on FB and works in a bar. @dogpersonalities
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    Car seat - Molly, 24. Skint and waiting for payday. Didn't buy a ticket and eagerly looking out for the conductor so she can run and hide in the toilet.
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    Human - Brendon, 31. Brews his own craft beer. Works as a barista in an artisan coffee shop and only brings dry aged meat to BBQS. @dogpersonalities
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    Text - Leanne, 25. Got a bit carried away over the Easter bank holiday weekend. Never wants to see another glass of Rosé again. Suffering from hungover existential dread. @dogpersonalities
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    Human - Nige, 41. Not letting you in with those shoes mate.
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